Every morning in the High Schools I’m working in there are morning announcements broadcasted to all the students via intercom.
Usually among the announcements a lunch menu for the day is given. Recently I heard one particularly un-appetizing sounding lunch menu, I forget what it was, something like burned lime flavored goulash delight with sides of broccoli and asparagus or something. Anyways, this particular day after the cafeteria menu was given the announcer stopped talking and there was a dramatic pause.
Then in a low voice he said, “…but as for ME… I’m thinking Arby’s.”
That really cracked me up. I wonder how many students went to Arby’s that day? I know I was tempted to!